Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
