Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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