so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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