i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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