I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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