is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
