yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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