White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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