Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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