I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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