Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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