I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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