im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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