Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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