Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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