I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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