Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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