After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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