Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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