Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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