Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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