Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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