they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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