How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
