Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Say something about gay babies.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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