I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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