Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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