I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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