used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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