I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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