He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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