I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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