Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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