i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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