i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
birth control should be required to get into college
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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