He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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