Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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