I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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