This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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