so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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