drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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