super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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