i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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