They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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