Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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