either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
