...so i touched it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm at about main and main street
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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