Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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