She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
