if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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