Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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