I'm jealous of your bromance
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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