He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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