Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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