I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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