Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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