arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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