White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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